Netty Said…

Forbes and Fortune 500
01/30/2009, 9:34 pm
Filed under: Money makes me happy

For those of you who know me personally, you know that I aspire to become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and one of the elite few that just so happens to make the Forbes List. (The Billionaires List mind you.)

I know, I know, I’m not the only one with these dreams. But, riddle me this Batman, how many of those people with the same aspirations are up on the economy like I am? I can quote the DOW’s top ten stock prices like Lit geeks quote Shakespeare, I shit you not. Wanna know how much Google is? Less than four hundred dollars a share (around how much it was going for around September last year… if not more) It’s probably around 340 something. ( I didn’t have to look that shit up either. Check my facts. I bet I’m right.)

Sidenote: Microsoft’s stock is down to $17 a share. Which means I need to start scraping up pennies like a momo. Buy low, sell high yee digg???

I bring up the slump of an economy for today’s blogging entertainment because I just finished doing my taxes.

I hate doing taxes. It’s a necessary evil, even though there isn’t a law written anywhere that taxes are SUPPOSED to be paid… Er… not that I know of (please correct me if I’m wrong). But I bet once you stop paying the IRS will pay you a happy ass visit, confiscating all the shit you paid for and worked hard to obtain…


Fuck economics and investment banking, I’m working for the government. They get the best benefits anyway.

I digress.

Happy Tax Season everybody.

Ugh, that reminds me I have to finish the FAFSA now.

All this paperwork… Bleh